On the Comfort and Terror of Determinism
— or Maybe it's not my fault after all?

Any power you have comes to you from far beyond. Everything is fixed, and you can't change it. — Jesus to Pilate in the musical Jesus Christ Superstar T here’s something both oddly comforting and deeply unsettling about determinism. On one hand, it means you're not to blame for that embarrassing thing you said in 2014. On the other, it means you might not be steering the ship at all. Determinism is the idea that everything — your thoughts, your choices, your Spotify Wrapped — is the inevitable result of prior causes. Nothing happens without something causing it, and if we could rewind the universe and play it forward again, it would unfold the exact same way. This idea isn’t new. The Stoics were early champions. They believed the cosmos runs on logos — divine reason, a kind of metaphysical cause-and-effect. Their advice? Since you can’t change fate, stop whining and align yourself with it. Your only freedom lies in your attitude. Fast forwa...